Sir Woofington of Barkshire, Editor-In-Chief

“Welcome. It is indeed my grand honor to meet you. I’d let you lick my face, but that would not be dignified. A simple paw shake will do.

“As the Editor-in-Chief of WOOF! Magazine, I run a tight ship. No room for nonsense. So, don’t call me ‘Woofie.” My official name is ‘Sir Woofington of Barkshire.’