Characters
Sir Woofington
“The Master of Meltdowns.”
🐾 Sir Woofington of Wagamore Abbey
A dignified Great Pyrenees with a crumbling sense of control.
Sir Woofington is a pompous, aristocratic Great Pyrenees who lives in serene luxury at his sprawling estate, Wagamore Abbey. Obsessed with decorum, tradition, and his carefully maintained reputation, he’s blindsided when his private journal is stolen and spun into a hit Hollywood animated series. Beneath his regal posture and biting wit lies a sensitive, anxious soul riddled with imposter syndrome—forever questioning whether he truly deserves his wealth, status, and fame. As Hollywood drags him deeper into scandal and celebrity chaos, Sir Woofington is forced to confront not just the industry’s absurdity, but his own deepest insecurities.
E.P. Percival
“The Beagle with a Deal.”
🎬 E.P. Percival of Hollywood Blackmail
A scheming Beagle producer with a nose for fame (and trouble).
E.P. Percival is a fast-talking, street-smart Beagle who embodies every Hollywood stereotype: charming, relentless, and utterly shameless in pursuit of the next big hit. After stumbling upon Sir Woofington’s secret journal, Percival seizes the opportunity to pitch it as a TV sensation—launching a manipulative campaign of blackmail, bribery, and biscuit-based persuasion to get Woofington on board. Equal parts hustler and puppet master, Percival wields power with a sly grin and a squeaky toy always within reach. Underneath his slick exterior is a cunning opportunist who knows that in Hollywood, loyalty is flexible—but profit is everything.
Champagne
“The Poodle Who’s Ready to Canoodle.”
🎬 Champagne of One Name Fame
A starlet who shines in Sir Woofington’s eyes. Could he make her famous, too?
Champagne is a poodle on the move wherever the Hollywood spotlight shines. She’d do anything for a starring role in a movie, even if she must start by suffering the pains of a bit-part in Sir Woofington’s show. Or should she marry him instead? E.P. Percival could lend a manipulative hand if the fates do not allow.
Characters
Sir Woofington
“The Master of Meltdowns.”
🐾 Sir Woofington of Wagamore Abbey
A dignified Great Pyrenees with a crumbling sense of control.
Sir Woofington is a pompous, aristocratic Great Pyrenees who lives in serene luxury at his sprawling estate, Wagamore Abbey. Obsessed with decorum, tradition, and his carefully maintained reputation, he’s blindsided when his private journal is stolen and spun into a hit Hollywood animated series. Beneath his regal posture and biting wit lies a sensitive, anxious soul riddled with imposter syndrome—forever questioning whether he truly deserves his wealth, status, and fame. As Hollywood drags him deeper into scandal and celebrity chaos, Sir Woofington is forced to confront not just the industry’s absurdity, but his own deepest insecurities.
E.P. Percival
“The Beagle with a Deal.”
🎬 E.P. Percival of Hollywood Blackmail
A scheming Beagle producer with a nose for fame (and trouble).
E.P. Percival is a fast-talking, street-smart Beagle who embodies every Hollywood stereotype: charming, relentless, and utterly shameless in pursuit of the next big hit. After stumbling upon Sir Woofington’s secret journal, Percival seizes the opportunity to pitch it as a TV sensation—launching a manipulative campaign of blackmail, bribery, and biscuit-based persuasion to get Woofington on board. Equal parts hustler and puppet master, Percival wields power with a sly grin and a squeaky toy always within reach. Underneath his slick exterior is a cunning opportunist who knows that in Hollywood, loyalty is flexible—but profit is everything.
Champagne
“The Poodle Who’s Ready to Canoodle.”
🎬 Champagne of One Name Fame
A starlet who shines in Sir Woofington’s eyes. Could he make her famous, too?
Champagne is a poodle on the move wherever the Hollywood spotlight shines. She’d do anything for a starring role in a movie, even if she must start by suffering the pains of a bit-part in Sir Woofington’s show. Or should she marry him instead? E.P. Percival could lend a manipulative hand if the fates do not allow.